A joke and three thoughts
OK, I can't resist posting this. My friend Carpe sent me this joke in an email...
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
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The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
Three thoughts:
1) I'm addicted to Gala apples. Do you have a favorite apple?
2) I often take my mother's movie recommendations, or anti-recommendations, without question. She advised me not to see Closer, Million Dollar Baby, or Broken Flowers. Now that most of these movies are on DVD...what do you think? Was I right to skip them?
3) We might see the new Queen Latifah movie this weekend. D is a big Queen Latifah fan. If we see it, I will review. I don't even dare to look at the rottentomatoes.com rating for this one ;)
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the
bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve beer to bears in bars in
Billings."
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
belligerent bears in bars in Billings."
The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to
eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears
in bars in Billings"
The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised, eats the woman. He
comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs."
The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."
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The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate!"
Three thoughts:
1) I'm addicted to Gala apples. Do you have a favorite apple?
2) I often take my mother's movie recommendations, or anti-recommendations, without question. She advised me not to see Closer, Million Dollar Baby, or Broken Flowers. Now that most of these movies are on DVD...what do you think? Was I right to skip them?
3) We might see the new Queen Latifah movie this weekend. D is a big Queen Latifah fan. If we see it, I will review. I don't even dare to look at the rottentomatoes.com rating for this one ;)
Comments
Gala are good, but my faves are red delicious.
Skip Closer. Watch MDB. Don't know about the third.
Have fun!
Haven't watched ANY of those movies. Can't hear movies over the kids anywhere.
I like Queen Latifah movies.
word verification - lvminuf
Hope you enjoy.
I usually do the opposite my mom suggests about movies and she loved Million Dollar Baby and I think she liked Closer. hmmmm. Take that how you will. ;)
Maybe we'll go see Queen Latifah today. Looks cute. Thanks for the idea.
Love Galas and Braeburns....
2) Closer was horrible. Absolutely horrible. I lost respect for Portman for doing that horrible, horrible movie. One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Million Dollar Baby was okay, worth seeing. Very sad though.
3) And Queen Latifah is sexy. I said that on another of your posts. As for the movie, I'll probably rent it.