Potatoes in the Mist

We had an unwelcome guest in the bathroom tonight. I saw a big old cockroach (water bug?) on the shower wall. Great. Now I'll be afraid to shower. I fled the bathroom and told D about our visitor. Catchwords for D: calm stable even-keeled relaxed mellow He just said, "Oh, I saw him...or maybe his brother? a couple days ago." "You didn't tell me?!?!?" "No, you were sleeping. I just opened the window to let the water evaporate." Which brings us to the next issue. Cockroach...or water bug? I read somewhere that they're one and the same. D thinks waterbugs are a lazy subspecies that like to chill in the water. Which is what they seem to do. Whatever, they terrify me and I don't want them around. I brought my toothbrush, toothpaste and floss to the kitchen to minimize bathroom time. I remember my college roommate was visiting a few years ago. She was sleeping on the couch. The next morning, she told me she woke up in the middle of the night and ...