D and I were walking along today and I was struck by how huge the breasts on the mannequins are here. I have a frame of reference now as a C...these ladies must have been G or bigger. On a size 4 "body." It was crazy. This guy walking ahead of me saw my amusement, giggled and pointed out another, even bigger mannequin...and then I thought, "I can't believe I'm laughing about mannequin boobs with a stranger."
On a less cheerful note, this woman we passed said, "Congratulations! How far along are you? Seven and a half months?" Um...six and a half.
Now I know that when people ask me how far along I am, and I tell them, their mouths are gaping because they think I'm further along. Great.
Also, we were in the burning sun at brunch at first, because D refused to go inside into the A/C (he is one of those people who will always choose to eat outside, given the option). Finally I told him I was feeling faint (which was true), and we went inside. Now I am worried that E is brain damaged from the sun.
I know better than to share this newest fear with my mother, because she basically told me I'm crazy and I should read a book on anxiety management.
On a less cheerful note, this woman we passed said, "Congratulations! How far along are you? Seven and a half months?" Um...six and a half.
Now I know that when people ask me how far along I am, and I tell them, their mouths are gaping because they think I'm further along. Great.
Also, we were in the burning sun at brunch at first, because D refused to go inside into the A/C (he is one of those people who will always choose to eat outside, given the option). Finally I told him I was feeling faint (which was true), and we went inside. Now I am worried that E is brain damaged from the sun.
I know better than to share this newest fear with my mother, because she basically told me I'm crazy and I should read a book on anxiety management.
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I really want to see your belly now. Sorry. :)
Have a great time in the sun, E will be just fine. And WHY do people think it's okay to guess anything pregnancy related? Idiots. Next thing you know someone will be trying to guess how much weight you've gained. Come on people!!
I've never heard of a baby put in prenatal intensive care because he was big.
Can I make wild guesses about E's name? Maybe I shouldn't... it would be mainaly to amuse myself and tease you.
Rox - Me neither. These were really something! I think a lot of ppl speak without thinking. But yes, they come off as idiots!
BC - you can guess, but you'll probably find it very easy. It's the most obvious one you can think of :)
The reason that lady probably thought you were so far along is because the rest of you is so thin. If you were fat all over, like me, nobody would even know you were pregnant. LOL