So I went to the doctor yesterday (a different one, same practice) and I haven't dilated or effaced any further, so the sense of urgency seems to have lifted. Also, I'm strep B negative! Yay :)
The crib arrived yesterday and the cherry-colored parts are lying around the living room. I told D he might not want to unpack it unless he was sure he wanted to put it together. He did unpack it in a fit of enthusiasm. Anyway, if he assembles it, I'll take a picture ;) And if that doesn't work out, our friend who offered to put it together will be back in town in a week or so.