Father: Why are you crying about a leaf? What's wrong with you?
Son (sobbing): I WANTED TO GIVE IT TO YOU!
Father: I can get a billion leaves. (To us) Whew, that was fun. Is there any Disney vodka?
My mom did say that Disney is a good place to go to see "ill-tempered children." Though they do have fun too. I think.
On New Year's Eve we ordered a feast from room service: noodles with tofu and vegetables, pizza, Hawaiian pull-apart bread with macadamia nut butter, chocolate cake and beer. It was as nice a way to spend NYE as any. The food tasted especially good. And the weather is lovely. Why don't we all just live in Florida?