Zoe and I were talking about kindergarten. "My teacher was named Mrs. Tipert," I told her. "She liked to wear red and yellow." I added, "She's probably retired or something."
"Or dead or something," said Zoe.
I said, "No! Retired."
Zoe said, "But that was, like, 50 years ago."
I explained it was, in fact, 36 years ago. Sheesh!