At the risk that you'll all think I'm nuts...but heck. I was getting cauliflower ready for dinner and it occurred to me that vegetables have different personalities. In my mind, anyway. Zucchini: the most agreeable of vegetables. It blends in with everyone, but it's never obsequious or false to itself. Sweet potatoes: the grandmother of vegetables. Very cozy and welcoming. Cauliflower: kind of bland, devoid of personality, but it could surprise you sometimes. Like a dull guy who occasionally tells a funny joke at the water cooler. Broccoli: feisty. Like a terrier. Spinach: kind of dour, but a loyal friend. Kale: has a fierce sense of individuality, but like spinach, is a loyal friend. Kale's affections last for life. Corn: this one is kind of a party animal. Corn is still drinking beer and making a mess when you'd like to be closing up. Tomatoes: a little sloppy. The kind of vegetable that needs to be reminded to tuck its shirt into its pants. Cabbage: not invited t
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70% San Francisco
70% Washington, DC
65% New York City
65% Philadelphia
60% Boston
Washington, DC, my ass.
--Lobo
65% Washington, DC
60% Los Angeles
55% Atlanta
55% Boston
55% Honolulu
totally bizarre. Aparently they don't think there's anywhere compelling for me to live. btw. Thanks for posting today bearette24. I love your dog talk too. Wanted to be more original designwise, but you picked the only cool one. See you soon! T