Vegetable personalities
At the risk that you'll all think I'm nuts...but heck. I was getting cauliflower ready for dinner and it occurred to me that vegetables have different personalities. In my mind, anyway.
Zucchini: the most agreeable of vegetables. It blends in with everyone, but it's never obsequious or false to itself.
Sweet potatoes: the grandmother of vegetables. Very cozy and welcoming.
Cauliflower: kind of bland, devoid of personality, but it could surprise you sometimes. Like a dull guy who occasionally tells a funny joke at the water cooler.
Broccoli: feisty. Like a terrier.
Spinach: kind of dour, but a loyal friend.
Kale: has a fierce sense of individuality, but like spinach, is a loyal friend. Kale's affections last for life.
Corn: this one is kind of a party animal. Corn is still drinking beer and making a mess when you'd like to be closing up.
Tomatoes: a little sloppy. The kind of vegetable that needs to be reminded to tuck its shirt into its pants.
Cabbage: not invited to my party.
Eggplant: that girl you don't like, but you're not sure why.
Carrots: sweet and buoyant, like a toddler.
Zucchini: the most agreeable of vegetables. It blends in with everyone, but it's never obsequious or false to itself.
Sweet potatoes: the grandmother of vegetables. Very cozy and welcoming.
Cauliflower: kind of bland, devoid of personality, but it could surprise you sometimes. Like a dull guy who occasionally tells a funny joke at the water cooler.
Broccoli: feisty. Like a terrier.
Spinach: kind of dour, but a loyal friend.
Kale: has a fierce sense of individuality, but like spinach, is a loyal friend. Kale's affections last for life.
Corn: this one is kind of a party animal. Corn is still drinking beer and making a mess when you'd like to be closing up.
Tomatoes: a little sloppy. The kind of vegetable that needs to be reminded to tuck its shirt into its pants.
Cabbage: not invited to my party.
Eggplant: that girl you don't like, but you're not sure why.
Carrots: sweet and buoyant, like a toddler.
Comments
Corn-ESFP
Cauilflower-INTJ
Cabbage-ISTJ
Zucchini-ISFP
And I think you're a little off on poor dear cabbage. I think cabbage is like that slightly insecure, socially awkward person who just needs a little guidance and wardrobe help.