So D and I are both sick, but starting to feel better. We had dinner last night with friends who live in the area. They are a fun, genial couple, and the husband is a doctor. He was able to diagnose me swiftly and efficiently after peering down my throat in the light from his cell phone ;)
For dinner tonight, D and I went to Nexxt (yup, they spell it that way). It's a crowded place with outdoor seating, and the tables are packed close together. As the meal drew to a close, a huge burp tore out of me. It came out of nowhere, like a force of nature. I looked furtively at the couple next to us, to see if they heard. They looked stunned, and then they laughed -- but in a nice way. For a couple of minutes we giggled together. I still can't believe I did that!
On the beach yesterday, a pair of girls settled on their towels near us. It was one of those situations where I feel bad for one of the friends. One girl looked like Barbie, with carefully dyed platinum hair and cute, tight-fitting clothes, while the other was dressed in a caftan, with frizzy hair of indeterminate color, a double chin, and a bloated, sad face. A guy came over to talk with Barbie and their conversation went like this:
Guy: My buddy and I are staying at the ___. Wanna sleep over?
Barbie: Hahaha!
Guy: Do you?
Barbie: I have a boyfriend.
Guy (quickly): Oh. I have a girlfriend. She's a dancer, not on a pole --
Barbie: Hehehe!
Guy: -- but on Broadway. She's in L.A. now.
[Conversation continues in this vein for 15 minutes. Then he deigns to notice the friend.]
Guy: Hi, how are you. [Turning back to Barbie.] As I was saying...
I would have forgotten all about them, but I saw the two friends again today...with a different guy talking to Barbie as they traveled across the beach. What is in it for the ignored girl?